#ITBOO – Those Crazy Tweeple are at it Again

October 14, 2008 · Posted in SQL Server 

Here are some choice ones:

 

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jessicammoss Developer writes SQL Update statement and forgets the Where clause. Doesn’t test code. Runs statement on production. #ITboo
Tue, Oct 14 15:55:14 from BeTwittered

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tjaybelt #ITBoo User stops by and says his process is slow. Can i speed it up in the Database somehow? o, its friday, and its 430pm and he has to go
Tue, Oct 14 15:41:27 from TweetDeck

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sqlagentman #ITBoo "Oh I can take care of this for you, I used to be an Access DBA…" DELETE * FROM sysobjects
Tue, Oct 14 15:02:54 from TinyTwitter

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cfrandall Her locks failed. Records she thought were dead were restored to life – there were new rows where only secs before there were none! #ITboo
Tue, Oct 14 14:17:17 from web

I guess you can haiku for bonus points but it is not required. Follow along here or chime in your #ITBOO.

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